The Perfect Garage Dance Party

I know what you're thinking already, and it's not the kind of dance party I'm about to talk about. I'm legit, talking about a dance party in a garage, and when I say "garage", I'm talking about a parking garage. Yes, like the one that costs money by the hour.


Here is the recipe to the perfect garage dance party: Four gay guys, one straight girl, an electric blue Toyota Yaris, three IPhones, Lady Gaga, and a parking garage. Here's how to make it perfect: You park in the garage per usual. After work, go out for some cocktails, come back to the car with the ingredients (the people), open your windows (or doors) and blast Lady Gaga. This will cause everyone to dance.


Why a parking garage you ask? Great acoustics.

AIDS Action's Dance Party

Friday night after work, I went to the "AIDS Action Dance Party" with a bunch of my friends. Are you ready for the theme? This is an actual quote fromt he website "Wear your best '70s, '80s and/or Disco Beach Party outfit!" I'm sorry, what? Yeah, I wasn't the only one confused. Oh and: "NOTE: There will not be a lifeguard on duty; wear Speedos at your own risk ;)" What an outfit dilemma. haha I originally heard it was a beach party and thought "Leave it to the gays to have a 'beach party' in the middle of winter".

Then I found out it was 70s, 80s, disco. Hi, I'm overwhelmed. The party was at the Mariott at Copley, pretty nice venue. I was hoping there were gonna UV lights everywhere so we can tan while dancing... didn't happen. When we walked in, there was a disco ball in the middle of the dance floor with 70s music playing with beach balls being thrown around. Just take a minute to picture that. Yeah, awkward.com. The good thing about this was that I went there with fun people. We drank, we danced, we left with lots of beads :) After dancing to a lot of dated songs, we decided to hit a club that played music that was actually danceable/young. That was a nice end to the night.

Oh, and for those of you curious about what I wore?

These shorts...in red.